wtf is list-of-morphic-javascript?

This repository is a humorous reference guide that catalogs different made-up categories of JavaScript code by giving them fancy-sounding names inspired by mathematical and scientific terminology. Think of it as a joke taxonomy, someone looked at real programming concepts like "isomorphic JavaScript" (code that runs on both servers and browsers) and then riffed on similar-sounding terms to describe both real and absurd coding scenarios. The repository is basically a single table with two columns: the made-up category name on one side, and a tongue-in-cheek definition on the other. Some entries describe actual programming practices that developers recognize, like isomorphic JavaScript, which is a legitimate pattern. But many are playful exaggerations or outright jokes, like "homeopathic JavaScript," which pokes fun at code that contains trace errors with disproportionate impact, or "anthropomorphic JavaScript," which is just code that feels like it has a personality. This would appeal to JavaScript developers looking for a laugh, or anyone who enjoys witty commentary on coding culture. A front-end engineer scrolling through might recognize themselves in "pseudomorphic JavaScript" (more boilerplate than actual code), or relate to "hydromorphic JavaScript" (code written under high stress). It's the kind of thing you'd share in a Slack channel to get a knowing chuckle from your team. The README doesn't go into detail about how to use these patterns or implement them, it's pure satirical reference material that pokes fun at how the JavaScript world loves to invent technical-sounding names for what it does.